(blog post) Chloe Grace Moretz

(blog post) Chloe Grace Moretz

Poseidon Rex is what happens when someone decides to try to make an unholy amalgamation of Jurassic Park and Jaws, and has never heard of a plesiosaur. How action movies do you make a dinosaur a sea monster? Simple! Take a T-Rex and slap fins on that sumbitch. Probably gives you an idea of the quality of movie we're dealing with already...Source:

The reboot of Death Race did so good, where do you go from there? Well if you like money you make a sequel! Except Jensen Ames is free and Jason Statham is expensive.. so you make a prequel, without said character! Just action movies get another grizzled bald guy, no one'll tell sci-fi movies the difference.Source: Death Race 2 Movie Review - Dec

Before we jump into Freddy vs Jason, it might be a good idea to take on the remakes. Yes, that means reviewing the movies even more out of order than before.. but it's funny movies either that or building up to a finale on The Summer of Freddy Versus Jason that isn't Freddy vs Jason. That confuses me.Source: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) Movie